{ SiNgLaNtHeM }

Question: What's the worst thing you could do to your girlfriend?
Answer: Tell her this-- "Darling, your best friend looks cute. Can I have her number?" [:D]
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We’re the singles
The no-never-mingles
We live ‘The’ life
Boyfriends? Ahoy!

Killer’re our heels
Wicke' winks at the boys
Singing super songs
Merriment prolongs!

Hey! We’re the singles
The no-never-mingles
We live ‘The’ life
Boyfriends? Ahoy!

We hang around
Cool in the lounge
We pick our sticks
And flick out the sick!

Say! We’re the singles
The no-never-mingles
We live ‘The’ life
Boyfriends? Ahoy!

We don’t sulk
And we never fight
Poor all you gfs We DO empathize!

Sigh! We’re the singles
The no-never-mingles
We live ‘The’ life
Boyfriends? Ahoy!

One to the tangy Two
Two OH to the sexy Six Don’t be mo-moron
Don’t count the ticks!

Tock!? We’re the singles
The no-never-mingles
We live ‘The’ life
Boyfriends? Ahoy!


Gossip and tongue slip
She's gotta hickey-on-the-neck-Shit! Girls, sleepover tonight?
Make-up & pillow fight?

Rogue! We’re the singles
The no-never-mingles
We live ‘The’ life
Boyfriends? Ahoy!

Decent! We ride a horse
Hot! We strike the pose
Pierced’r our brow Ouch,don’t be so slow!

Dare! We’re the singles
The no-never-mingles
We live ‘The’ life
Boyfriends? Ahoy!

We heard, your bf
Has got a glad eye?!
Leave it to us baby
We’ll box it black, fine?

Lol! We’re the singles
The no-never-mingles
We live ‘The’ life
Boyfriends? Ahoy!

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In the Hindsight: I'm celebrating Singleton / Singledom / Singlehood / Singularity or whatever the word that suggests intelligence is! I am in love with it for sure!!
Moral of the Story: Stay Single, Stay Sane! (Works for me!)